This was going to be a nice simple news story about Hong Kong mobile game developer Artificial Life picking up the Braveheart license.
However, while looking for Screenshots from the original Braveheart game (developed by Red Lemon and released by Eidos in 1999, fact fans), we came found the following introduction to the game on the Mobygames site:
"As a scottish Lord in medieval England, you have to unite the clans and defeat the british army."
Now we're just too despondent to actually bother. Sorry.

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