1. Should your cynical request for incriminating evidence fail, then employ the services of a well-loved 'mother figure' - preferably with no experience whatsoever of the subject matter
2. Provide her with a selection of games featuring adult content to 'review'
3. Run 100 word reviews of those games which provide opportunities to use the words 'shocking', 'sickening' and 'mindless garbage'
Coming soon. ELSPA.